There you have it.
$2700 for some peace of mind. I'd pay it too.
Here's the deal man. Don't get stuck on the soap box. I don't like lawyers anymore than the next person but I will certainly pay the fee. I've personally been researching lawyers that specialize in fighting for men. It's sexist, sure, but I need someone who works only on finding the best outcome for children and their fathers.
I have a feeling that if you play the "to hell with all lawyers", card then you will be left with very little compared to what your wife gets and I'm not talking about finances here. I'm talking about your kids.