Originally Posted by
goldengirl3 
He just seemed like a sloppy, hairy, very loud snoring bear that farted too much.
I needed a good laugh this morning...this cracked me up.
:rotfxko
I always say that the only man I want in my life has four legs, snores, farts, burps and leaves hair all over the house. Well, I have the four legged dog and the two legged male versions.
The dog does not drink and loves me unconditionally while the 2 legged one loves me with conditions such as demanding sex when he drinks and lashing out at me when I say no.