Originally Posted by coyote21

white adj. \wit\ : free from color, the color of new snow or milk.

mad ness noun \'mad-nes\ : the quality or state of being mad: as, INSANITY, ECSTASY, ENTHUSIASM.

also from the Old English:

the presence of a debilitating illness, usually

occurring only in the male of the species of homo erectus. Symptoms

may include, but not limited to, hallucinations, profuse sweating, tingling of

extremities, fever, cold sweats, uncontrollable salivation, and uncontrollable

texting.

Although non-life threatening, this condition can be extremely annoying to the

afflicted person, but especially to those who are the focus of the madness.

The condition seems to be brought on when the unwitting victim, after a long

interval of celibacy, suddenly gets his world "ROCKED" by a member of the

opposite sex, who can only be described as copiously alluring.

Medically speaking, there is congestion and a fluid back-up into the spinal

cord, which if severe enough, backs up all the way to the brain stem, thus

causing pressure, resulting in temporary insanity. Often accompanied by a

related condition known as "Blue-Baggage".

There you have it. "White-Madness".



Thanks and God bless us all,
Coyote