he, loaded with enough alcohol to fell a bull elephant, without the faculties of binocular vision, coherent speach or any cognitive processing can glide/bump/stumble to his home
I am glad he has the sense to stay away from you and the kids when he is like this.
When the last alcoholic person I allowed into my life would go on benders and not let me know what was going on, I worried the first couple of times, even once drove something like 40 miles in bad, snowy weather looking for him (thought he was hurt or something). After a while, I got used to it and was just relieved that he respected my wishes to stay away from me drunk or high. I did what I needed to, also, to protect myself from him, i.e., I stopped having sex with him completely.