Ha ha, Bam. You are very capable in the TMI department. (Remember my Rabelais reference?) I don't know whether you subconsciously try to keep us all honest with it or what, but I don't really look for reasons behind it. Did the bus driver get to see the product ejecting? Better than some things that passengers confront drivers with. About a year ago in this city, some woman griping about missing her stop pulled out a hammer on the bus driver and did hit her with it. Other passengers heroically stopped her and held the __________ ________ down until the police came. I haven't been on public transportation in years. (Sorry, I'm not much of an advocate for it!)