A gallon of whiskey per week - $20.00 x 4 = $80.00
A 30 rack of bud a week - $20.00 x 4 = $80.00
A failing liver, internal bleeding - Priceless
For true enjoyment out of life; Sobriety :-p
I kind of messed up on that "parody" a bit but hope you all enjoy it!