lol.....believe it or not your probably not the first alcoholic to tell a fib...
the important thing is for you to get on with recovering rather worrying about all that other.."stuff"..
same sex sponsorship is not always possible.....ive temp sponsored ladies before.
maybe you could approach a suitable recovered male to temp sponsor you till something more suitable comes along.........might not be a great idea to pick the single good looking guy....with the porshe out. front.........lol...lol.....
recovered from a hopeless state of mind & body....as a result of working the steps......and continues too...........is enough.
just my opinion.