Done! Here is the apology text! Amazing. I am the great Alcoholic Predictor! Watch me elude disaster and predict where, how and when the next one will strike!
(Places fingertips on temples)
I predict....that tonight at approximatly 8pm....my AH will become enraged about (insert excuse here) and "have" to start drinking......
I predict.....that tonight I will prepare all of the childrens gifts and christmas necessities.....while AH drinks and complains and rants to himself about......stuff....
THE GREAT TRANSFORM HAS SPOKEN!!