Dang it, Dev, if I wasn't thinking of you today and about to send you an e-mail, and here you are!!!! We have an uncanny connection, maybe it's our high thread count sheets.
I'm just running in and out tonight but will be back in the morning to read more on this thread.
So glad to see you, my friend, and I promise to have all the answers to all your problems tomorrow
Big Hugs and Lotsa Love
P.S. If you haven't tried bamboo sheets yet, you haven't lived. Go get yerself a set and see if they are not just a little bit of heaven.