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Old 10-11-2009, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by anvilhead View Post
i'm a good person, but let's say whenever i was around eventually i set your garage on fire, cuz i'm also a pyromaniac. nice gal and all, but with an untreated illness that propels me to set things ablaze.

you'd either have to get a really good homeowners policy, buy a lot of fire extinquishers and keep the fire dept on speed dial.....OR keep the pyromaniac out of your life.

now i'm setting somebody else's stuff on fire. why? cuz it's there. see all i'm really concerned about is that i have SOMETHING to burn with my flame. whatever is handy will do just fine. my disease is one of opportunity.

trade pyromaniac for alcoholic, and garage for enabler/person.
This is absolutely AWESOME!!! I love this more than you know!! It's so real and hysterically funny at the same time. Thanks for this!!
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