You all are cracking me up!
It would never have occurred to me someone would spray paint my car when they borrowed it and then get it impounded and then tell me it was stolen. Good for you for reporting and making sure the right culprit was implicated in your statement.
I am trying to imagine just where I would cut a hole in my bra to hide something. Hmm? That's a tough one. I can just imagine bending over to pick up something I drop and an entire inventory of things fall out. Oh, that? That's just my wallet, my passport, my jewelry, my Xbox, my .... LOL!!!