The Twenty Questions are good, but based on MY experience I'd add three more
21: Do you always have "a plan" that involves other people to do certain things in order for it to be successful
(If I borrow 50 bucks from Laurie I can pay Jim the twenty I borrowed from him twenty for more cell phone minutes and STILL have ten bucks to ....., and then get mom's fender repaired on credit and then ...and so on)
22: If you are the final owner of more then two cars
(If they get towed or totaled and you don't get them back)
23 Do you go around and ask people if you are an alcoholic and then argue with them when they say yes
( A good example of this would be asking people at DUI school if you are an alcoholic without taking a good look at why you are at DUI school in the first place)
It's a pretty fun game actually, one I spent years playing