Originally Posted by
doorknob 
I guess I'm not an alcoholic, I just have serious mental problems and use alcohol and pot to cope. Which means I don't belong here, which makes me really sad, which makes me want to drink, or smoke pot, or drop acid, or just smash my head against a wall, or nail my foot to the floor board of my Ford (or Subaru)...
Best use a ring shank nail or a sheet metal screw so it'll stay there. LOL. DK, you so crazy ! We're all Fing crazy, mang. All of us. Nuts. But we're a good nuts.
Right now I'm wearing a toilet seat around my neck as proof. That and some clown shoes.