Thanks for the drunken camping rehash. I used to host a 20-35 person drunk-a-thon on the beach every year we call camping. I canceled all camping this year, as I couldn't imagine it without booze, but your memoir made me laugh at myself.
Imagine: No puke in my tent. No talking to rangers 4 times a day about my out of control guests. No spending hundreds of dollars on alcohol. No hangovers! No stressing that someone else will finish the rum. No feeling guilty about what the kids heard or saw the next day. No drunken screaming matches. HeIl, I might even RELAX and enjoy myself more. . .