Originally Posted by
sadlion 
Honestly, where exactly do you get credit for posting well formatted, grammatically correct drunk posts about being an alcoholic?
Exactly.
30 days ago I was pulled over by the police after drinking 12 beers and snorting methamphetamine. And you know what? I played it off like a professional. The cop didn't have enough to arrest me. He searched my car, but he didn't even give me a field sobriety test, I acted perfectly. But really, who cares? Being so accomplished a drinker and druggie that you can even b.s. a cop (the head of the city's drug enforcement program, actually. Friend's dad knows him) is not something to be proud of.
With no offense intended to any LPs, being an accomplished drunk is sorta like being the tallest midget.