You might be a redneck is all four of your tires were stolen from tire swings.
I had my house broken into and there were bloody fingerprints where the perp cut himself. All the cop said was don't worry about catching them. We don't take fingerprints. I am just here to give you a report for your insurance claim. It was so annoying as there is a deductible on the insurance and some of the jewelery stolen was sentimental to my wife. That is a resentment I let go a long time ago though.
