replying to my own message, that's how weird i am :)
one night about a month ago we were at mcdonald's and he had re-stubbed his toe and it was bleeding and asked the manager for a bandaid. We could see the first-aid kit on the wall but the manager refused to help him. Boyfriend said "oooops" and knocked over my soda onto the counter where the register and printer and computers are located, sending these poor girls scurrying to clean the mess and minimize the damage.
what a jerk, right?