* Yogurt! Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries!

* I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you can handle it.

* What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?

* [feeling the force of going at Ludicrous Speed] What have I done?! My brains are going into my feet!

* Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago.