Tib, what you need is a chaperone and not A.A. If you can't pour your own drink down the drain, you need someone to do it for you. If you can't stay out of bars and liquor stores you need someone to grab you by the collar and lead you the other way. You need someone to put the cap back on the bottle every time you take it off because you can't seem to do it yourself.
You're going to die drunk unless you realize that there isn't anyone out there that is going to stop you from drinking.
This is all on you.
I'd offer more in the way of help but I don't want to be put on the list of people places and things to blame your drinking on.