Actually I did not find any humor either...as it brought back memories for me! One that began with something close to this nature!
My XABF started to do things with putting hot pepper on my food, too much salt-stupid childish things...next as I began to go to counseling more, read more ummm get healthier-
He started to break things of mine against walls-then went after my helpless (dogs) animals-throwing one into the wall of my home.....leaving the blind diabetic one outside to fend for herself-, pulled her legs, ears to make her cry over the phone to me....and finally came after me! (Will not even go there what was done to me)
I agree with "keeping a bag packed" in all honesty it sounds as if it will only get worse-the more knowledge you gain.
And IMHO you state that you have to be nice to him? Is he being nice to you?
