Once a noisy mailman delivered a letter from my son with the big red stamp on the envelope that said "STATE PRISON" and asked who I knew there. I thought if he was bold enough to ask, I should be bold enough to answer. To which I said, "MY SON!" He was appalled! Then he asked "what for?" To which I answered "he killed a mailman!" Man, he couldn't leave fast enough!
HAHAHAHA!!! Good for you!!!