"I am actually an undercover DEA agent. I have to smoke it with them once in awhile or they will get suspicious of me and they would kill me if they thought I was a snitch. And you are making everyone really mad- you keep wrecking our set-ups by showing up or calling the local police."
Okay- I reported that to my old highschool friend who was the Commander of the Gang Task Force. His reply???
"Don't laugh it certainly could be true"
:wtf2