Sportster, I guess I know what you mean. Just going through my own drunkalog makes me cringe, knowing I've amassed quite a bit of shuddering messups without yet having hit 30 (the biggest ones probably involve having drunken sex with drunken strangers then having to wait for blood work to come out right - talk about sobering reality, though it wasn't enough at the time).
But, yeah, there is no Top Ten Chart when it comes to rock bottom. Just knowing it could have been so much worse makes me feel humbled and blessed. Good news is there's also the possibility of it getting sooo much better - I don't know that right now, but I'm hoping.