"That's nothing, I drank 7 pints and resorted to canibalism"
hoo.
that was great. classic.
*I'm gonna steal that one*
I'll be snickering on that one for the rest of the night - thanks!
Seeks -
you've gotten some good feedback on here - I hope it helps.
Speaking personally, I have it on good authority that sober people hit other sober people with their vehicles ... pretty regularly.
Welcome to life.
It WILL calm down.
Believe.
It WILL.
And we're all pulling for ya, and here for ya - until it does.