Are the "rations" negotiable?
I would like to see C-rations. They come in a neat little box. If your lucky, you will get a B-1 unit... They are the best. Don't load any B-3's - nasty <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> And a bottle of hot sauce. Helps kill the taste.
I guess to ask for a miniture Bible would be too much to ask.