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survival kit?

I've lost track, you guys. What all is in the survival welcome kit now? Let's see.... skillet, helmet, parachute, bunny-slippers, net? Did we ever put in a shovel? Did I miss stuff?
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duck tape, handcuffs, swamp boots
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I think JT has added a pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream (Chunky Monkey is my personal favorite). I mean we really do have to eat something to survive!!! That can be our "rations".
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Are the "rations" negotiable?

I would like to see C-rations. They come in a neat little box. If your lucky, you will get a B-1 unit... They are the best. Don't load any B-3's - nasty <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> And a bottle of hot sauce. Helps kill the taste.

I guess to ask for a miniture Bible would be too much to ask.
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Oh no no Rev,

You don't get off the hook that easy. Your job is to memorize the bible.

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As long as you don't eat while you're parachuting, you can order your meals to taste.

Smoke :p
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We'd better make my rations "slim-fast".
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Not to get off topic... But, Ogly's and Smokes avatars, are scaring the living daylights out of me! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

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But I wuv da fuzzy ducky!
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I can understand Ogly's, but Smokes? He's so cute. And I say that in full armor, I might add.
 
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I forgot what movie it was.. but that little duckie keeps reminding me of it. He looked so fuzzy, wuzzy... then baaaaaaaam. He turned into somekind of duck monster. Anyone remember that?

I am still suffering from years of THS abuse. My memory is not what it should be. I do have the bible on tape... would that be acceptable. I will provide the player, batteries..

Slim-Fast??? --- No way Jose'!!
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Movie? That was no movie. It was a home video at my place.
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BTW...That should be THC in my post above.. See what I mean about my memory.. I even forgot what the heck I was abusing...eeemmm..that my be a good thing though.
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Oh thank goodness. For a minute I thought it was an abbreviation for The Holy Spirit and I thought I was gonna have to drive to Dayton. :p
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lol, anyone getting dizzy here. <img src="http://www.soberrecovery.com/chat/images/smileys/sick.gif" alt=" - " />

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ME! Isn't it funny how we've turned our message board into a slow chat?

This lil' ducky has to waddly off to bed, too. Gotta do unpleasant form filling out tasks in the morning and I need strength. They say the only thing you have to do is die and pay taxes but they're wrong... you have to fill out the forms, too. Nite Nite!
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Good nite Smoke
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i STILL can't get the DAMN duct tape off my fur!!! Where's my pam spray? where my disinfectant? WHO stole my rations bag..... and where is the switch to turn off the duiscolights that have turned pink behind me!!!!

Disco, disco bunny!!!

persoanlly i think i look like a cross between a bunny and one of those rat dogs should i be saying pass the chalupa???

sorry - too many oreos tonight... and can i mention IT IS SNOWING HERE!!!!!!!
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Smoke, Ogly

I may be strange but I LIKED the little duck and the rabbit, I may be biased with you Smoke, because you know what I do at my computer, yes,I am a smoker too, thinking about quitting but calming my other seas first (excuses, excuses). Thank goodness Bob gave us more choices, I was pretty much stuck with "Bones" and that one scared even me!!My new kitty looks just like my "Toby" who RULES!!!! He is the ONLY male in my family who gets to boss me all day and sleep with me at night. I guess because if he pisses me off I can put him outside to RULE the whole neighbourhood and leave me alone.

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I LOVE my bunny - it makes me laugh hysterically every morning and that is SUCH a good thing... and smoke - i vote you take the duck back.... i miss the duck....i think it adds an air of lightness to all of this - and it gets everyone laughing when they see the two fo us together...... i would love to animate the chulpa bunny and the fuzzy duck and put them into the sotry we were all working on a while ago.... close your eyes and imagine - me - chulpa bunny (that is what i am going to call myself) thowing myslef around trying to detach duct tape....

just hysterical!!!! you tell my imagination is probably too vivid???
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