I have volume I of "What I do doesn't effect anyone but me" and various collection of old tapes that play: "I'm fine it's you that needs the help" and "You are so selfish and selfcentered, try thinking of me for a change" recorded and handed out by a parent for many years. Also included a free version of "101 ways that you are not compasionate"
Well I will keep digging, I'm sure I will find that I have more stuff that I can give away!