Garage Sale!!!!!

Old 10-10-2003, 09:52 AM
  # 1 (permalink)  
Member
Thread Starter
 
smoke gets in my eyes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: That's what I'd like to know.
Posts: 2,416
Garage Sale!!!!!

Jon is so clever. I found this piece of junk and was going to burn it, but he said I should garage sale it instead. Let's have a GARAGE SALE anonners! What do you want to get rid of????


Here's my first item... it's a book.

"The Bad Girl's Guide to the Party Life"


NEXT!!!
smoke gets in my eyes is offline  
Old 10-10-2003, 09:59 AM
  # 2 (permalink)  
Paused
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Trussville, Al.
Posts: 11
he-he-he!

my stbx AH's stuffed deer head and trophy bass! (evil laugh!) =D
hopenpray is offline  
Old 10-10-2003, 10:03 AM
  # 3 (permalink)  
Jon
But Very, Very Bruisable...
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Palm Springs, Ca.
Posts: 548
Anybody care for a couple of boxes worth of Treatment Center "handouts"?

From some of the best and worst centers in the country.

Most, if not all, were never read after I left a particular center so they're in Mint Condition!!!
Jon is offline  
Old 10-10-2003, 10:05 AM
  # 4 (permalink)  
Jon
But Very, Very Bruisable...
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Palm Springs, Ca.
Posts: 548
Ooooo, wait! Look what I found!

Dozens of Newcomer and 30 day chips!!!

(yes, dozens...got a problem with that?)

Jon is offline  
Old 10-10-2003, 10:05 AM
  # 5 (permalink)  
Member
Thread Starter
 
smoke gets in my eyes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: That's what I'd like to know.
Posts: 2,416
You know... when I first looked at that, I thought it said "handcuffs". LOL
smoke gets in my eyes is offline  
Old 10-10-2003, 10:09 AM
  # 6 (permalink)  
Jon
But Very, Very Bruisable...
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Palm Springs, Ca.
Posts: 548
You know, maybe I should sell those too....
Jon is offline  
Old 10-10-2003, 10:15 AM
  # 7 (permalink)  
JT
Supply Manager
 
JT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Cleaverville
Posts: 2,898
I have a freezer full of elephant burgers, elephant sausage, elephant hash, steaks, roasts, tenderloin. That last elephant was a bigg'n!!

JT
JT is offline  
Old 10-10-2003, 10:17 AM
  # 8 (permalink)  
Jon
But Very, Very Bruisable...
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Palm Springs, Ca.
Posts: 548
Don't we need a health permit to sell food?

Ah, what the hell. While we're at it, we really should open a lemonade stand.

Somebody find a tweaker to build one real quick...

Start by looking in garages.
Jon is offline  
Old 10-10-2003, 10:18 AM
  # 9 (permalink)  
Member
Thread Starter
 
smoke gets in my eyes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: That's what I'd like to know.
Posts: 2,416
Do you think anyone would want to buy three radio/cassette players with no attennas?
smoke gets in my eyes is offline  
Old 10-10-2003, 10:19 AM
  # 10 (permalink)  
JT
Supply Manager
 
JT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Cleaverville
Posts: 2,898
Oh I almost forgot...the elephant gun. While we are breaking local codes we may as well go for it!

I won't be needing it anymore...
JT is offline  
Old 10-10-2003, 10:21 AM
  # 11 (permalink)  
It is what it is!!!
 
Paulie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Sobriety
Posts: 5,767
My "Queen of Denial" cassette.
Paulie is offline  
Old 10-10-2003, 10:22 AM
  # 12 (permalink)  
Ann
Nature Girl
 
Ann's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: By The Lake
Posts: 60,328
Oh man, I just moved and got rid of a lot of junk...but as I unpacked I realized how many recovery books that I had bought for HIM....needless to say he never read them.

Like Jon's stuff - like new.

Also, I can put out my "100 Ways to Cook His Goose, or Cook a Duck" cookbook. Even after l'oranging my son for years, in the end he is conjuring up his own recipe for recovery, and so far it smells okay.

hmmm - let me keep looking. Like JT, I may have to look behind the fillet d'elephant.

Hugs
Ann
Ann is offline  
Old 10-10-2003, 10:24 AM
  # 13 (permalink)  
JT
Supply Manager
 
JT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Cleaverville
Posts: 2,898
A 10 x 12 remnant of carpet out of the Beav's old bedroom....as is.
JT is offline  
Old 10-10-2003, 10:25 AM
  # 14 (permalink)  
Ann
Nature Girl
 
Ann's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: By The Lake
Posts: 60,328
True story....One book I threw away but could have added was called "I'm Dyfunctional, You're Dysfunctional". A real gem
Ann is offline  
Old 10-10-2003, 10:26 AM
  # 15 (permalink)  
JT
Supply Manager
 
JT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Cleaverville
Posts: 2,898
Darn I have to go...this is a hoot!!!
JT is offline  
Old 10-10-2003, 10:32 AM
  # 16 (permalink)  
Member
Thread Starter
 
smoke gets in my eyes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: That's what I'd like to know.
Posts: 2,416
I don't know if we'll be able to sell these promises I found in the closet. A lot of them are broken.
smoke gets in my eyes is offline  
Old 10-10-2003, 10:35 AM
  # 17 (permalink)  
Ann
Nature Girl
 
Ann's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: By The Lake
Posts: 60,328
We'll put them right next to the carton of good intentions.
Ann is offline  
Old 10-10-2003, 10:46 AM
  # 18 (permalink)  
Member
Thread Starter
 
smoke gets in my eyes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: That's what I'd like to know.
Posts: 2,416
Hey... can I be on the restaurant staff? I can toast the buns.
smoke gets in my eyes is offline  
Old 10-10-2003, 10:46 AM
  # 19 (permalink)  
Paused
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Trussville, Al.
Posts: 11
i've got a huge work bench in the basement and all the woodworking tools and wood we could ever need to build that lemonade stand! there's some 100 year old cherry wood down there too. ooooo! that's gonna make a pretty lemonade stand! we could also sell crow burgers. i'm sure we all have a stash of crow in the freezer that was never eaten!
hopenpray is offline  
Old 10-10-2003, 10:53 AM
  # 20 (permalink)  
Jon
But Very, Very Bruisable...
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Palm Springs, Ca.
Posts: 548
AA and NA pamphlets. Lots of 'em. And meeting directories. Lots of them too. And again, MINT CONDITION!!!
Jon is offline  

Currently Active Users Viewing this Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off




All times are GMT -7. The time now is 07:26 PM.