Old 05-28-2007, 11:06 AM
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You know, one of the things addicts are really bad at is math. When they say they are doing "a little" of something, you need to multiply the little by 3!

They also flunked English. For instance, if they say something like, "It was awful, I don't want to do it anymore," that could be a dangling participle, addict-style. A clearer statement might be to say, "That was awful, I don't want to do it anymore so i will check out these other interesting and colorful drugs."

And geography? First they gotta find their own driveway!

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