1. "i Must Have Lost That Money, It Was Just Here"
2. "i Am Trying Soo Hard To Keep Our Marriage Together, Why Aren't You?"
3. "i Would Never Take Pills, I Know What You Said You Would Do If I Ever Did Again"
4. "will You Come Bail Me Out, I Swear I've Learned My Lesson This Time"
5. "i Love You More Than The Pills"
6. "the Other Car Hit Me, I Don't Know Why I Am Going To Jail"
7. " I Am Just Really Tired, I Work Alot, Thats Why I Am Falling Asleep All Teh Time"
8. "you Are My World"
9. "i Took Our Vowls Seriously, Through Teh Good And Teh Bad, Through Sickness And Health, Through Richer Or Poorer; You Are Suppose To Stand By Me"
And My Favorite
10. "i Am Sorry, It Will Never Happen Again"