Ann
That's is too funny!!
I have to be careful with laughing too much, my husband thinks I have gone over the edge!
How about this one:
My son went on vacation to Hawaii....(Normie)
My son went on vacation and came back on probation!
I use to think, "if I hear one more success story, I'm going to scream!" You know, my son/daughter is graduating from college as a brain surgeon. And I'm thinking here's mine graduating from jail to prison...great!
Hugs, Devastated