Oh sure, blame it on your employer. That's the biggest crock of denial I've ever seen. I'll bet you hide it in your socks, don't you? Or perhaps in the top of the toilet tank. Or hidden amongst your loved one's things. Richard tried to pull that one on me, but he didn't get away with it, and neither will you. You can't fool a bunch of codies. We know all your hiding places.
Why Cellie, are you glad to see me or is that a cell phone you're sporting down there?