NoCellPhone....
NoCellPhone....
.............has a cell phone now!
I know it cus I saw it and Im telling. Anonymity busted, buster! Rigerous honesty, Pal.
Does your sponsor know about this?
I know it cus I saw it and Im telling. Anonymity busted, buster! Rigerous honesty, Pal.
Does your sponsor know about this?
This is akin to using, Im telling ya. He was hiding it in the console of his car when I saw him recently. He wasnt going to tell me.
Just like the alkie hiding the bottle, no different. The shame was pouring out of him.
I am praying for him.
Just like the alkie hiding the bottle, no different. The shame was pouring out of him.
I am praying for him.
Cruelty-Free
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Body: South Florida Heart: Yosemite National Park
Posts: 914
Heyyyyyyy, way to keep the focus on you, my li'l Ala-pal... Too much heat in the kitchen for ya?
For the record (as if anyone in their right mind gives a rat's a$$...), I do not own a cell phone, nor am I in any way pro-cell phones. My disdain for cell phones and our culture's addiction to them remains in full force.
Recently, in an effort to either a) get me to quit or b) go out of my frickin' mind, my employers---after much dissent and vigorous protest on my part--forced a company cell phone upon me. Seems that they have some sort of "need" to be able to contact me when I'm not on premises (oddly, the phone has yet to ring, and I'm pretty sure I may be the only one of thirty-odd employees to actually know the number... If they ever do decide to use this electronic dog collar to track me down, they're more than likely gonna hafta go dig out last month's bill in order to do so. By that time, I'll already be there. Really, I just ain't that important)
So the virtually useless device resides in the console of my car, hidden and off--unless I'm checking for messages that no one ever leaves--and leads a very boring life. Eventually, I'll just "accidentally" drop it in a puddle... or the toilet... or through a sewer grating... and be done with the whole thing.
My wife doesn't even have the number. Today, I needed to turn the thing on to find out the number myself.
Thanks for "outing" me, FriendO'Bill, but it's kind of a non-issue.
Oh, and I love you too!
For the record (as if anyone in their right mind gives a rat's a$$...), I do not own a cell phone, nor am I in any way pro-cell phones. My disdain for cell phones and our culture's addiction to them remains in full force.
Recently, in an effort to either a) get me to quit or b) go out of my frickin' mind, my employers---after much dissent and vigorous protest on my part--forced a company cell phone upon me. Seems that they have some sort of "need" to be able to contact me when I'm not on premises (oddly, the phone has yet to ring, and I'm pretty sure I may be the only one of thirty-odd employees to actually know the number... If they ever do decide to use this electronic dog collar to track me down, they're more than likely gonna hafta go dig out last month's bill in order to do so. By that time, I'll already be there. Really, I just ain't that important)
So the virtually useless device resides in the console of my car, hidden and off--unless I'm checking for messages that no one ever leaves--and leads a very boring life. Eventually, I'll just "accidentally" drop it in a puddle... or the toilet... or through a sewer grating... and be done with the whole thing.
My wife doesn't even have the number. Today, I needed to turn the thing on to find out the number myself.
Thanks for "outing" me, FriendO'Bill, but it's kind of a non-issue.
Oh, and I love you too!
Member
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: southern indiana
Posts: 2,145
the cell phones today have a gps on them....they are trackin ya!
it's all about the one world government thingy.
lol
i've punched in the coordinates, your being traced as we wait....i'll have your number for you in a moment.
it's all about the one world government thingy.
lol
i've punched in the coordinates, your being traced as we wait....i'll have your number for you in a moment.
Wipe your paws elsewhere!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 3,672
Oh sure, blame it on your employer. That's the biggest crock of denial I've ever seen. I'll bet you hide it in your socks, don't you? Or perhaps in the top of the toilet tank. Or hidden amongst your loved one's things. Richard tried to pull that one on me, but he didn't get away with it, and neither will you. You can't fool a bunch of codies. We know all your hiding places.
Why Cellie, are you glad to see me or is that a cell phone you're sporting down there?
Why Cellie, are you glad to see me or is that a cell phone you're sporting down there?
Oh no nocellphone - guess that leaves me one of the only ones left without one! (Can you hear me laughing hysterically? lol)
This thread is a fun one.
Sorry, of course, that it's at your expense nocellphone! roflmao
This thread is a fun one.
Sorry, of course, that it's at your expense nocellphone! roflmao
Another great company that wants to know where you are all the time! Hope you don't start calling FOB on it and get caught! making calls on company tme. I agree with your opinion of society's obsession with cell phones, and being on them all the time!
Cruelty-Free
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Body: South Florida Heart: Yosemite National Park
Posts: 914
Ah, I have no need to sneak calls, actually. One of the "perks" of carrying this... thing... is that I can use it for whatever personal calls I'd care to make.
Oh, the temptation....................................... NOT.
Oh, the temptation....................................... NOT.
Member
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Ohio
Posts: 2,579
Ah, too true Pick. What was I thinking? Oh, that's right, I wasn't. I was too distracted at the sheer shock of the non-cellphone carrier having joined the ranks of the ones they such despise (or claim too). Hmm....denial. Such a hard thing to watch someone experience.
roflmao
roflmao
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