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Old 11-27-2006, 07:11 PM
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NoCellPhone....

.............has a cell phone now!

I know it cus I saw it and Im telling. Anonymity busted, buster! Rigerous honesty, Pal.

Does your sponsor know about this?
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Old 11-27-2006, 07:14 PM
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WHAT-IS-THIS-WORLD-COMING-TO!!!!!!!!!

now, my sick mind is all disillusioned.

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Old 11-27-2006, 07:17 PM
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This is akin to using, Im telling ya. He was hiding it in the console of his car when I saw him recently. He wasnt going to tell me.

Just like the alkie hiding the bottle, no different. The shame was pouring out of him.

I am praying for him.
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Old 11-27-2006, 08:40 PM
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NCP, now your name doesn't fit! Send me your number, I like to call people at 3AM, wouldn't ya just love that? (SMILE)
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Old 11-27-2006, 08:45 PM
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Heyyyyyyy, way to keep the focus on you, my li'l Ala-pal... Too much heat in the kitchen for ya?

For the record (as if anyone in their right mind gives a rat's a$$...), I do not own a cell phone, nor am I in any way pro-cell phones. My disdain for cell phones and our culture's addiction to them remains in full force.

Recently, in an effort to either a) get me to quit or b) go out of my frickin' mind, my employers---after much dissent and vigorous protest on my part--forced a company cell phone upon me. Seems that they have some sort of "need" to be able to contact me when I'm not on premises (oddly, the phone has yet to ring, and I'm pretty sure I may be the only one of thirty-odd employees to actually know the number... If they ever do decide to use this electronic dog collar to track me down, they're more than likely gonna hafta go dig out last month's bill in order to do so. By that time, I'll already be there. Really, I just ain't that important)

So the virtually useless device resides in the console of my car, hidden and off--unless I'm checking for messages that no one ever leaves--and leads a very boring life. Eventually, I'll just "accidentally" drop it in a puddle... or the toilet... or through a sewer grating... and be done with the whole thing.

My wife doesn't even have the number. Today, I needed to turn the thing on to find out the number myself.

Thanks for "outing" me, FriendO'Bill, but it's kind of a non-issue.

Oh, and I love you too!
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Old 11-27-2006, 08:49 PM
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the cell phones today have a gps on them....they are trackin ya!

it's all about the one world government thingy.

lol

i've punched in the coordinates, your being traced as we wait....i'll have your number for you in a moment.
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Old 11-27-2006, 08:53 PM
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Oh sure, blame it on your employer. That's the biggest crock of denial I've ever seen. I'll bet you hide it in your socks, don't you? Or perhaps in the top of the toilet tank. Or hidden amongst your loved one's things. Richard tried to pull that one on me, but he didn't get away with it, and neither will you. You can't fool a bunch of codies. We know all your hiding places.

Why Cellie, are you glad to see me or is that a cell phone you're sporting down there?
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Old 11-27-2006, 09:17 PM
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me thinks the cell doth protests too much
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Old 11-27-2006, 10:09 PM
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C'mere, little girl... Why dont'cha put yer hand in my pocket and make a call?
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LOL, ya'll are toooooooooooo funny
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Old 11-27-2006, 10:22 PM
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Oh no nocellphone - guess that leaves me one of the only ones left without one! (Can you hear me laughing hysterically? lol)

This thread is a fun one.
Sorry, of course, that it's at your expense nocellphone! roflmao
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Old 11-28-2006, 05:05 AM
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come on cell.....how could fd possibly make a phone call from your pocket????? ya gotta take the phone OUTTA the pocket!!!!


oh......never mind.......i get it now.
(smile)

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Old 11-28-2006, 07:15 AM
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Another great company that wants to know where you are all the time! Hope you don't start calling FOB on it and get caught! making calls on company tme. I agree with your opinion of society's obsession with cell phones, and being on them all the time!
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Old 11-28-2006, 08:49 AM
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Ah, I have no need to sneak calls, actually. One of the "perks" of carrying this... thing... is that I can use it for whatever personal calls I'd care to make.

Oh, the temptation....................................... NOT.
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Originally Posted by StandingStrong View Post
This thread is a fun one.
Sorry, of course, that it's at your expense nocellphone! roflmao

Haha! Or shouldn't that be, FORMERnocellphone!?

Afterall, this is a program of absolute honesty!
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Old 11-28-2006, 07:02 PM
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Ah, too true Pick. What was I thinking? Oh, that's right, I wasn't. I was too distracted at the sheer shock of the non-cellphone carrier having joined the ranks of the ones they such despise (or claim too). Hmm....denial. Such a hard thing to watch someone experience.

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