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Cleopatra1 12-07-2012 02:42 AM

couldnt leave without a funny xx
 
ok,, two drunks plan on how they gonna get free drinks,,with only one dollar left ,, one goes to buy a hot dog,, throws the bun away and says,, "ok,, i'll put this down my fly and u pretend to suck me off",, so off they go,, first bar,, orders the drinks,,when bartender aks for 3 dollars , they do the act,, "aghh get outta here u " screams the bartender,,
onto the second bar , same story,, and on it goes all night,,to the third bar ect ect,,,
at the sixth bar,, the one drunk gets up and says " this isnt working , and me kness are killing me ",,
the other drunk says " gee stop bloody complaining,, i lost that bloody hot dog 3 bars ago"

LOL xxxx
:c031:

freshstart57 12-07-2012 04:10 AM

This will get yanked, but that was funny right there, Cleo. Onward!


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