couldnt leave without a funny xx

Old 12-07-2012, 02:42 AM
  # 1 (permalink)  
Thread Starter
Cleopatra1's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: uk
Posts: 725
Blog Entries: 1
Talking couldnt leave without a funny xx

ok,, two drunks plan on how they gonna get free drinks,,with only one dollar left ,, one goes to buy a hot dog,, throws the bun away and says,, "ok,, i'll put this down my fly and u pretend to suck me off",, so off they go,, first bar,, orders the drinks,,when bartender aks for 3 dollars , they do the act,, "aghh get outta here u " screams the bartender,,
onto the second bar , same story,, and on it goes all night,,to the third bar ect ect,,,
at the sixth bar,, the one drunk gets up and says " this isnt working , and me kness are killing me ",,
the other drunk says " gee stop bloody complaining,, i lost that bloody hot dog 3 bars ago"

LOL xxxx
Cleopatra1 is offline  
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Cleopatra1 For This Useful Post:
DoubleBarrel (12-09-2012), tehmazzyland (12-14-2012)
Old 12-07-2012, 04:10 AM
  # 2 (permalink)  
Self recovered Self discovered
freshstart57's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Toronto Canada
Posts: 5,147
This will get yanked, but that was funny right there, Cleo. Onward!
freshstart57 is offline  

Currently Active Users Viewing this Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 08:45 PM.