This made me laugh out loud! I needed that today😃

Great job Vona!

I cannot say what happened after I left, but no lost shoes while I was there. Ha ha. By the time I left, people were smoking cigs inside, spilling drinks, and smoking you-know-what outside. Someone definitely lost at least a shoe!

I used to like that song, "Tequila makes her clothes fall off."

If only it didn't strike so close to home. :(

I'm looking at you, Jose.

Indeed, my friend. Indeed.

Had the second Xmas party last night. Didn't really want to go, but figured I made it through the night before, why not give it another go. Like Friday, the beginning was hard, but then I started having fun, playing games and enjoying company.

At dinner, I had my sparking juice in a wine glass, and the guy beside me asked if I wanted more wine. I politely declined and he asked me what I was drinking. I told him, and he asked, "No booze in there?" "No." Then he gave me the stink eye, like I was somehow ruining his party. I could see his brain churning reasons. Then another guy said, " Hey, you'd better get a couple more drinks in ya, you're pretty quiet." I just wanted to crawl away. None of these people were used to me sober. I was always on the sauce.

I wanted to leave, but instead, talked to others, laughed and joked, played along with the games and, well, told that AV to eat sh*t. She was telling me, "See Vona, you're way more fun when you're drinking. Everyone loves you more."

She's a liar.

Keep 'er real, friends. xoxo