I would drink anything.

I buy quality juices, organic and high quality. If I could spend all that money on substances to escape, I could buy quality juices and drinks. I love sparkling waters, Coke Zero and coffee.

Sometimes I would deliberately dehydrate myself at the gym so that I could get intoxicated easily when I got home. Now I sip a protein shake :)

I also find coke zero, if you have it in a short glass packed with ice as you would a bourbon and coke, can be a pretty good substitute.