Behave yourselves, ladies!!! There will be no passing wind here!!! :dot:

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I'm doing it again. Sitting by myself in my den laughing my @ss off!!:lmao The mental pictures I get from you guys are hilarious! Far out! Nifty keeno! Duuudde! I hope my neighbors can't hear me! My dogs don't care cause they know I"m crazy.:lmao

And I can be stupid just as well sober as drunk... and remember it better sober.

I remember coffee houses, bad poetry and strange music. I loved going there. :D

Don't mind me, I'm freshening up in here.

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night cats...I'm, like, beat...y'dig?

LOL
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Hi everyone, I am not having a god day - hormones....I am fed up with it...roll on real old age!!!
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No doubt I'll like this then but feel like it now!!!
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Thanks Dee, I forgot "ya dig?"

I've got a real big whine today... It's not raining or windy so I HAVE TO blow/rake/take my leaves to the curb for pick up next week. It will be many hours of hard labor as my trees are bare now and the damn leaves are piled up like colorful snowdrifts on my back yard. Waahhh! I'd rather sit here all day and socialize... but it has to be done and I'm the only one here to do it. Maybe I'll break it up into hour long pieces and take breaks often.

A recurring big whine just ran into my back yard and took a big sh!t!!! My neighbors next door have a smallish shepherd dog who they let run loose to do her business... and she often does it in my yard! Not only that, she barks at me when I'm in MY yard and she's ALSO in MY yard!!:c004: Their landlord is a good guy who takes good care of the property, and also is a friend of mine. I just left him a message to call me later as I'm getting pretty p!ssed off about this damn dog. I don't blame the dog, I blame the owners. But I'm sick of being barked at by a dog in MY yard and I'm sick of finding dog bombs in my back yard where my dogs don't poop!!!:c004:

I just calmly asked the lady watching the dog run loose if she was worried about the dog running into our busy street. She crabbily replied "it's not my dog, I don't care, why are you so worried?" So when crabbyass leaves I'll go over and talk to the dog's actual owner. It's irresponsible of the owners, it's dangerous for the dog and any other animals in the area, and it's against a city ordinance!!!:c004:

Sheesh!!!

Whine: I am being struck down by faulty mayonnaise!! The words "bum urine" ring true. :(

Me again, I really am having a crappy day which is unusual and so hard to take. I am really, really fed up so, to take me out of me I am going to post something "happy"!! for all my fellow whiners Love n hugs 'spresso
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Bum urine and mayonnaise in the same sentence, I am very confused.

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Purely scientific explanation....

Bum Urine: a quality if feces that pours out of one's buttocks with the same speed/sound/consistancy as urine, thus earning the name 'bum urine'.

:lmao

Thanks DG resident scientist and Wikipedia googler :ghug3:

a wacky wobbler! :lmao

Wacky Wobbler

And the beat(nik) goes on.... :lmao

(I'm a guessing you sell these Rust?)

Ole Ole Ole Ole Ole Ole Ole

Got it. ew, but now I get it.

"bum urine"... I keep forgetting the difference between UK/Canadian dialect and USA. I kept thinking 'bum' meant 'bad' - as in 'a bum rap', and not bum as in 'sit on your bum'!!:lmao You'd think I would have learned by now... but apparently not!