Jingle bells in" Duck"
 

Hi everyone! maybe I am going alittle crazy here but the other night my daughter and I were going shopping and we started to sing Jingle Bells a whole different way. Here's how it went:

Quack quack quack, quack quack quack, quack quack all the way

All they do is quack quack and want to get their way, hey!

Quack quack quack, quack quack quack, quack quack all the way

The quacking 's getting louder, each and everyday

Want to get things done, Christmas coming near, gets busier

every year, I have no time to hear.

They always think their right, but we know that's not true,

Quacking day and night, that's all they ever do,

I wish these quacks would mend, but we know that they won't,

because the Quack and friend are buddies till the end, Oh!

repeat verse--

Well I know my song writing abilities are limited but we had fun and laughed while we were doing this. It really helps to laugh and ease the tention of all the crazyness!!Don't forget to sing this to Jingle Bells.

Take care and hope you enjoy this:D
matters

Hooraaaaay! I feel a game coming on! What other carols can we come up with?

This was great Matters!!

I too see a game coming up LOL

That was perfect. I wish I was with you when you made it up. I was laughing so hard just thinking of you two.

Hugs,
MG

Hey, Matters---you really put a smile on my face!! I needed that!! I don't think I'll ever think of Jingle Bells quite the same!!:D :D :D :D :D

Frizbee the codie
Was a bummin', glummin' soul.
With an empty purse and she felt all cursed
In her old caretakers role.

Down in the doldrums
Frizbee found the SR site.
Now she posts away
and she likes to play
With the other 'nons at nite.

There must have been some magic in
The steps and this great group.
'Cause now it's known she's not alone
in wading through the poop.

oh,
Friiiiizbee the codie
Has stopped flying by her seat.
With her helmet snug,
skillets, ducks and hugs...
bunny slippers on her feet!

Kudos!! What talent! These are just too funny :) I could barely struggle through a limerick... these songs are just too much!

Encore!

That was great Smoke! Frosty would be proud. When I get bummed out I just come turn on the music here and feel better!

Put on your musical thinking caps everyone. The tunes are already done, just need your funny words to go with them.

Love you guys!!
matters :D :D

Ahem - me me me me (a codependent recovery warm-up)

Deck the boards with hugs and laughter
me me me me me, me me me me
We all feel much better after
me me me me me, me me me me
We love ourselves and we grow stronger
me me me me me me me me me
Codependent wimps, no longer
ME ME ME ME ME, ME ME ME MEEEEEEE :D

Perfect!:D

LMAO -

I picture us all, strange characters that we are, going out carolling with our "new" songsheets...can you see us standing under a Dickens-style gas lamp...oh bring us some figgy pudding!!!

Anns----You are great!!! Loved it!!!!:puppy: :puppy: :puppy: :puppy:

Silver Bells,silver bells, it's Christmas time on the forum.

Ring-a-ding, hear us sing, soon it will be Christmas Day!

Some are reading, others needing just alittle advice, never

knowing how much they can learn. Coming back here, makes

it so clear, this is what we need more of!

That was great Matters! These are so uplifting. I keep thinking of more, but I have this kind of... um... sarcastic turn of mind, and they keep coming out... um... bitter? aggressive? I mean... look at the titles...

Rudy the Red-eyed (***)hole
We Three Cops
I Saw Three Crimes
Jail to the Wired
Flush Their Blow, Flush Their Blow, Flush Their Blow
What Crap is This?
Walkin' in a Weirdo Wonderland
His Butt Roasting on an Open Fire
Something Smells


I think I'm having a Christmas regression. Where's my step one notebook?



:rolleyes:

OH PLEASE, go on


encore encore!!

LOL - Smoke pleeeease...I just gotta hear Weirdo Wonderland.:D

Walkin' in a Weirdo Wonderland

When his eyes, start to glisten...
I complain.... he won't listen.
I suddenly moan, 'cause there goes the phone,
Walkin' in a weirdo wonderland.

There are guys, named Big Butt Fred,
and Doo-doo (well, enough said)
Their alias names,
like them, are real strange,
Walkin' in a weirdo wonderland.

Once I met a pusher name of Leon,
An ordinary name, but not the dude.
His persona is as toxic as old freon,
He's violent and not to mention RUDE.

Lo and Skank, got retired.
'cause their phone lines were wired...
I hope Tiger's next, that big kitty's hexed.
Walkin' in a weirdo wonderland!

That's award winning!!!!!!!!

Don't deprive us of the others,

this may be my favorite Christmas present!!!!

Hey Smokes,

I'm sitting on the edge of my seat, waiting on "His Butt Roasting on an Open Fire!" Darn, I wish we had mics so we could just sing our version here. Wait, are ya'll doing that and I am just not computer literate enough to figure it out so I can hear it???

Just picture this....or hear this....

His Butt Roasting on an Open Fire sung in my best Tammy Wynette twang!!! Hey, don't laugh. Us southern gals can twang with the best of 'em!!!!! Darn, I think I'm fixin to go figure out how to attach a sound wav here. Can that be done? I feel a really good Tammy Wynette, or if you're REALLY LUCKY, a darn good Loretta Lynn version of "His Butt" coming up....lol.

(I'm practicing right now. Wonder why my poodle is looking at me like I have two heads????....:D )

I'm holding on for We three Cops!