"His Butt Roasting Over An Open Fire" is still one of my all time favorites. I can remember the time Andy Williams sang it on his Christmas special...:D

Priceless!! Smoke you are really just too good!!

Thanks for the memories. . :) Mo

Hey.... No one's TOUCHED "Santa Claus is comin' to town"... Smoke??????
:) Meg

But Meg! It was YOUR idea! ;)

At Meg's request
 

I'll pinch-hit for Smoke...

CODIE CLAUS IS COMIN’ TO TOWN

Oh,
You’d better not excuse, you’d better not deny
You’d better not cover
I’m telling you why
Codie Claus is comin’ to town

He’s making a list and drawing a line
Gonna find out who’s co-dependent or fine
Codie Claus is comin’ to town

He sees you when your denying
He knows when you you are fake
He knows if you’ve been codependent or happy
So be happy for happiness sake

Oh,
You’d better not caretake, you’d better not coddle
You’d better not deny
I’m telling you why
Codie Claus is comin’ to town

And one of my own…

Joy to the world!
He’s in rehab!
My life,
is now,
my own!
Let every empty bottle
Be thrown into the trash can
And the kids and I will sing
The kids and I will sing
The kids, the kids and I will sing!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

(my life... is now... my own....!!!) Stellar! :D

I'm NEVER gonna get any work done...LOL
 

Michael the red nosed junkie
He had dilated eyes
And if you ever saw him
You could see right through his lies

All of the other junkies
Used to call and ask for dope
They never knew his Codie
Never thought that she could cope

Then one shiny meeting eve
Sponsor came to say
Kimmie with your tools in hand
Formulate a brand new plan

Then how the junkies scattered
Man you shoulda saw them flee
Michael then red nosed junkie
Was in the hands of his HPpppppppppp……

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!! :D

Oh that is sooo beautiful Kimmie. Why it brings a little Christmas tear to my eye...a tear of laughter LOL LOL LOL.

Okay, I'll make my annual contribution....me me me me (warm up)

Jingle Bell "Rock"

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle that rock,
It's in his sock and
Stupid, I'm not,
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle that rock
It's a piece of crack!!

Jingle belllll time is a swellll time
To grab that rock and run
Though the addict will be mad it
Ain't gonna matter when it's flushed and done

Oh, jingle bell, I can tell, he's really miffed
Thinks he got stiffed and
Won't get his lift
I'm off to my meeting and don't really care
If he's frosty, there!

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BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for bringing this one back! The memories are great and the new additions are fabulous ladies!!

We ARE sick!! LMAO!!!!

God rest ye merry codependents
Let nothing you dismay
Remember you've been given
The promise of this day
So save your souls from darker times
Lest you should go astray
Oh tidings of serenity and joy
Serenity and joy
Oh tidings of serenity and joy!