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Bad Poetry Hi Everyone, I was having one of those days where I just kept thinking about the chores my husband hadn't done. So instead of actually doing the chores or winding up for a good nag when he got home, I decided to write some bad poetry. Hope you enjoy this bit of silliness. :hmmm: A Codependent’s Meditation on Chores I will not do my husband’s chores His junk can stay right on the floor The nagging harpy will not be heard This lady won’t say a single word Though garbage overflowing may block my path And toxic fungi grows in the bath The sink is brimming with dishes and pots, Old coffee grounds and food that rots I’ve made up my mind; my resolve is clear I will yell no more and shed no tear While the hamper explodes with foul-smelling clothes And the ghastly mess around his desk ever grows The litterboxes are filled with stinky pee and poo And his mailbox is crammed with bills overdue I will not, will not clear this mess I won’t beg, plead or feel distress It’s all his crap he must resolve, If his bad habits are to evolve If they do not, I’ll love him no less I’ll just love him from a new address |
Teendoc! I love it! thanks for sharing. hugs, M |
Teendoc, Thanks for making me smile in a day when I wasn't allowing myself too... many smiles, allymc |
:) pretty darn good! |
Awesome!!!!! Suitable for framing!!!! :biggrin: |
HA! I love it!!! I am :roflmao Paula |
Great one - I especially love the litterbox line - I can identify! :You_Rock_ |
Very Good Write more clancy46 |
Hey!! That was excellent!!! Do write some more and please share!!!! |
You guys are great! :grinattk: If the muse strikes again, I definitely will post! |
That put such a smile on my face!!! I can TOTALLY relate!! Thanks for the laugh!! Looking forward to more in the future! :biglaugh: |
I loved it!! Cowgirl |
"I’ll just love him from a new address" ummm when I get home from work I think I should move some things *LOL* I did do some laundry today when I had taken the last towel. Fully understood each line. The new address isn't because you have had enough... it would be because there is no room left that that address. *LOL* Is there a packrat anon? I think the packrat thing just goes along with the other issues? |
I think you snuck into my house to get some inspiration for some of those lines LOL!! Fabulous Poetry teendoc......please don't hide your talent from us. Loved it, matters |
Packrat anon.. i dunno...
Originally Posted by best "I’ll just love him from a new address" ummm when I get home from work I think I should move some things *LOL* I did do some laundry today when I had taken the last towel. Fully understood each line. The new address isn't because you have had enough... it would be because there is no room left that that address. *LOL* Is there a packrat anon? I think the packrat thing just goes along with the other issues? but there is a messies anonymous and clutterers anon..... and yes I need both, so your diagnosis is correct. :stooges: |
Thanks for digging this one up nj! Hilarous! lol |
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