Famous phrases from the A in your life
 

Famous phrases from the Alcoholic in your Life:

Hello all, you know those alcoholics we love tend to be repetitive and say the same thingz over and over again. What are some of the famous phrases from the alcoholic in your life? Here are some of mine:

1. "Your the last little turd I shitted out, Mommie loves you." (flattering isn't it)

2. "Please dont tell anyone about your alcoholic mother." (as if everyone doesn't already know)

3. "Mommie is so proud of you." (sure....)

4. "You are so clean, you have obsessive compulsion discourse." (yeah thatz exactly how she said it)

Thatz all i can think of for now...crackz me up though. Used to hurt me but now I see how foolish it all is and why she said these thingz. The alcholic seez fault in otherz but cant deal with themselves.

~Def

Ouch!! They are awful!!

My hub has said-- "You never want to have fun, so you don't want me to have any fun"

huh
 

"If I stop drinking, I'll feel like you've won!" huh? :LMAO

"why do you have to make things so complicated?"

If you didn't call me from work you wouldn't have even known I was drinking.

oh yes...

there is also these:

1. I am a grown woman drink when I want to. (right....)

2. I drink to be sociable not to be drunk. (Is that so???)

This is not funny unless you know that it was said with eyes bulging, face red and at the top of his lungs.

"BECAUSE IT CALMS ME DOWN!!!!!"

Cracked me right up!! :rolleyes2 :tongue3:

"I'll pay you back" :LMAO

"you don't want me to have..."
the new boat
new truck
motor cycle
expensive power tool

Sure! Who needs to pay bills?! We have a never ending supply of money. Wish I knew where it was. :wife

"BECAUSE IT CALMS ME DOWN!!!!!"
Yup! heard that one too, and in the same context.

"I'll be right back"
After I stop at the bar, the convenience store, my girlfriend's, my alcoholic bud's place. Leave's at noon. Returns after dark and was "only gone a few minutes. :saywhat?:

And then the classic
"I'm OK. I only had a beer"
Eyes are bloodshot and he can barely stand but he's "OK". :saywhat?:

uh huh
 

"You're the only one who has a problem with my drinking"
"I drink, you're fat....what's the difference." :duck

I’m just an occasional user

You need a big cup of shut the F up…(if I hear THAT one more time I’m going to give him a big cup of black eye!!)

Ugh! So corny!! :banger

Honest Mom...I didn't
Wreck the car
Steal the money
Swap your clothes for a hit
Leave those empties in your compost heap

Me: "Oh, sweetie, did you fall down?"

Him (face down on the floor) : "No"

That one still makes me laugh.

Aren't the A's in our life just darling? :tongue3: :question:

egad the memories
 

"drinking is who i am... deal with it.. and if you really loved me, you would understand that and still love me"

"you drink, so whats the problem?"

"i am not a mean drunk" said at the top of his lungs.

"you are too sensitive, grow up and realize this is the world, and this is reality, just because you want me to listen shows how immature you are and insecure"

egad i hate even remembering some of this stuff.

MOM can you hear me?
yes I can hear you.
MOM can you hear me?
(this goes on for awhile, thank you Verizon Cell phone commercials)
MOM um... MOM. Guess what? I was driving Katie (or Jessica or Tommy) home cuz he/she/they were drunk. And guess what I got pulled over. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT???? Cop said he stopped me because I didnt have a front license plate on the car. (eagle eyed cop - right again!!)
and they smelled ALCOHOL on my breath. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT???

yes. I can believe it. Gotta love those A's of ours. Even the yung uns.

Re: Famous phrases from the A in your life
 

You know what the problem is here? You could never talk to me about your mom!

No, it couldn't be the drinking that's the problem.
(My mom passed away 13 years ago, not sure how this relates to the problem?)

Summer

Re: uh huh
 

Don't you KNOW that having an overweight spouse is the leading cause of alcoholism?????? So I've been told!

Great thread!

Ali