I'm not pregnant, D is not drinking - but when he dithers and gets bog all done I couldn't happily brain him!!!!
I mean how maddening is that?
You have my absolute sympathy - and my vote to get the plumber in!! Have you tried a few absolute ultimatums, like have this done by X or I WILL get somone in to do it?
I won the war of our loft by threatening that me and my best mate would do it if he didn't get it finished by the end of the week (prior to that he averaged about 1 board per week!!).
Good luck and it's great to here the baby is in fine form...