^ 🤣🤣🤣 I did clean my kitchen today, so congratulations to me. My levels of slobbery have probably increased as a sober person! As well as the boring day job which I could do sober or drunk (no employee of the year awards for me), I now do a second job as my own boss which I actually care about plus I’m now active in a sporty way. I wouldn’t be doing the latter two if I was a drinker, so ironically I’ve got less time to clean!
Drunk + clean kitchen or sober + pigsty kitchen, I know what suits me best
