Nothing to apologise for. It looks like a drunk's ramblings to me.
But there's a group stranded in the wilderness and there's someone who won't look for food or go and get the firewood. There I'm doing it again.
I'm going to see a friend today, she just had a baby. Main thing we've got in common is a sense of humour. She'll cheer me up. I remember telling her how funny she is. She said I was too. No, I said, I'm just pretending.