Thanks lovely venuscat, I don't deserve that but you've put a smile on my face so wide I got stuck in the doorway.
Actually I have been writing. A while ago I joined a writing group but stopped going after a couple of times because, well I can't remember - drink probably. I'm not very good but some others there weren't very good either.
Anyway I've decided to go again. I thought I'd write these pieces set in an amateur writer's group and have characters reading and commenting on their amateur writing. I reckon the women might laugh and the men will feel affronted.
But thanks venuscat and best wishes to all.
Drink is death.