I have an idea. (I get lots of great ideas.) (Now, this doesn't involve drinking of course; you can't drink, remember that.)
What if you rent out a room in your house to someone, except instead of paying rent they agree to drive you where you need to go? Maybe some nice young person that can help around the house a little too? Maybe you could use the Craiglist deal to find somebody.
I hope the ticket is just a fine and nothing else. Damn.