Lol — that seems reasonable, right? But he likes to keep a large bottle of vodka on hand, plus a couple of boxes of wine. He gets anxious when he runs low.

I hope I’m not making him sound awful. He’s really sweet and we get along great. But there’s no flexibility here. I’ll have to just keep doing my thing. I know it would be easier if I didn’t constantly have someone sitting right next to me drinking all evening though.

I do like going to bed sober and waking up without a hangover. So there’s that.