OMG Lunchbox reading this gave me flashbacks. SO ANNOYING other people who don't live it don't see it but man every single one you mentioned its like its a textbook disease or something. Paycheck or not doesn't mean you don't have it. uuuggghhhh and you forgot 1) the drunk induced farting while asleep - seriously if you ever wondered what its doing to the inside of their bodies just spend the night in the bedroom