Originally Posted by RedBerryJuniper

Yep. Boot heel caught in buckled sidewalk.....I think I was sleepwalking. It was cold and very windy so maybe I got blasted into the sidewalk? A deer distracted me. It did. Now I need to keep adding to the story so it sounds more like a full-on fish story I’m the type of person who falls for no apparent reason, and people are so disappointed that I wasn’t skiing a black diamond at night or something. Cat knocks over the water dish and I slip in it, breaking my ankle. Sober. How do you spin that?